My friend is a midget... I hold it over her head literally all the time.
Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died.
What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef Jerky.
As I unwrapped the condom I thought to myself... ""This is a really weird birthday present, mum.""
How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight.
