Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls.
Why do French tanks come equipped with rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle.
I hate seeing babies are kissing eachother. It's like, get a womb.
""Hey buddy, what's up?!!"" -- short honk ""I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE"" -- long honk
what do cats and menstruating girls have in common? Both on the rag