Nobody expects you to tweet brilliance. Just be yourself, with the occasional intent of bringing shame to your entire family.
Why was 6 afraid if 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender
captain: enemy sub approaching, activate the sauna 1st mate: dont you mean sonar captain (already in towel): full steam ahead
It was pretty hard to find a cheap way to get our son circumcised... ...But in the end we pulled it off.
The guy who invented throat lozenges just died... I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral.