What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...... Who's there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT'S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)
Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace.
