How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie? Get some furniture
Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan.
Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day
Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!
Wild horses could easily drag me away from anything, even from my favorite activity. Wild horses are super crazy strong.