What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack? They both sleep all night and whack all day!
You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads.
My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife.
Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I am a janitor... They call me Dwayne ""The Smock"" Johnson.