I stopped going to the beach because people kept mistaking me for a corpse and poking me with sticks
Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism.
Have you heard about President Clinton's plan to secretly bomb eastern Ukraine? He called it the ""Donetsk, Don't Tell""
Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts.
Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland