I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute.
Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes.
KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts
Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you.
It took me just 30 minutes to get the Christmas tree up yesterday... It took surgeons 4 hours to get it back out again.