What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa? Santa Claws
My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night.
Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9.
""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso
[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed, envy, lust, wrath and gl [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea