A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what'll you have? Ghost says: I'm here for the boos.
I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing.
I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes... I was pretty upset it was all golfing.
Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy.
What do you call a black man on the ISS? An astronaut.
