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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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2018-10-14 00:42
Make day funny (5818j)
[on phone] ""Press 1 if you're a huge nerd"" ""Press 2 if you're a virgin"" ""Press 3 if y-"" STOP TALKING, DAD! I'm trying to call Xbox support I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked
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2018-10-13 22:11
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Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches. I dreamed about drowning
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2018-10-13 19:42
Make day funny (4991j)
Satellite Radio. (Sirius Tweet) My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day. She thought I was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code. Human: your name is Flipper Dolphin:
joykit
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2018-10-13 17:21
Make day funny (8356b)
What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front poker in the back. Apparently, ""I had an interview with a better company"" is not an acceptable reason for being late for work.
joykit
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2018-10-13 07:53
Make day funny (5613o)
What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? a private tooter. Take your girl camping and your relationship will become more in tents. Not Sorry. What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with
joykit
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2018-10-13 05:36
Make day funny (3563m)
I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit. Hi, welcome to Necrophiliac Club. Who wants a cold one? I like how McDonalds mixes the napkins in the to-go bag with the greasy food, so that
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2018-10-13 03:20
Make day funny (9756k)
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester. What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of
joykit
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2018-10-13 00:42
Make day funny (9448c)
A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!"" why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when
joykit
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2018-10-12 22:22
Make day funny (3965r)
Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's a French kiss, ......down under! Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars? They're afraid of the shots. Wife:Stop watching porn Wife: (shouting) Stop watching
joykit
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2018-10-12 20:18
Make day funny (2911q)
Why was afraid of ? Because ! What type of bee makes milk instead of honey? Boobees!!! If you stop water with a dam... ...do you stop holy water with a goddamn? If you psychically stop holy water for a
joykit
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2018-10-12 17:18
Make day funny (7764d)
Why didn't the Jewish Boy Scout come home? He went to the wrong camp. Bonus: I'm a Jewish Boy Scout I was in a bad place when my girlfriend broke up with me. A brothel. Did you guys hear about Anonymous
joykit
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2018-10-12 14:59
Make day funny (7341o)
Here's a good joke! /r/TwoXChromosomes I hope at the end of the movie, Batman and Superman have to sit down and write a list of all the things they appreciate about each other. There's no way that whatever
joykit
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2018-10-12 12:38
Make day funny (2577a)
I once had sex with a mermaid I am pretty sure at least. It was dark and she smelled fishy down there. Wouldn't it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where celebrities could keep their boring
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2018-10-12 10:25
Make day funny (9530f)
I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light... I'm gonna be sent to the state prism! 2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer If life was a video game
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2018-10-12 08:03
Make day funny (2629g)
What do you call a vagina that talks back to you? An answering cervix [interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?! Whats similar
joykit
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2018-10-12 05:39
Make day funny (2198e)
I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something. How do you take your coffee? **Barista:** How do you take your coffee? **Customer:**
joykit
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2018-10-12 03:18
Make day funny (1137f)
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes of him sitting in a rocking chair
joykit
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2018-10-12 00:43
Make day funny (2520f)
Women and their rights I love comfort food. I'm going to eat a quilt. I asked my friend if he ever went skiing. . . ""Not in real life, only in Florida."" Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone
joykit
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2018-10-11 22:18
Make day funny (2384r)
Why are all italian men named Tony Because when God made them he stamped TO NY on their foreheads How many girlfriends have you had before me? She asked casually, as she sat on the edge of my bed pretending
joykit
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2018-10-11 20:17
Make day funny (2772o)
What is Wilford Brimley's favorite band? The Beatis. How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that? A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender
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