What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? a private tooter.
Take your girl camping and your relationship will become more in tents. Not Sorry.
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !
100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move.
If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
