What is Wilford Brimley's favorite band? The Beatis.
How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?
A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?""
What do you call a phobia of chainsaws? Common sense
This weather girl is giving the weather report and her titties are blocking the state of Texas. #LoneStartitties