I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit.
Hi, welcome to Necrophiliac Club. Who wants a cold one?
I like how McDonalds mixes the napkins in the to-go bag with the greasy food, so that even when I'm wiping my mouth I can get fatter.
What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll
""Give it here!"" ""No, it's mine!"" ""it's my turn!"" ""you had it last!"" ""come on gimme it!"" ""no way!"" ""but it's my go!"" Siamese twins having a wank.