Why didn't the Jewish Boy Scout come home? He went to the wrong camp. Bonus: I'm a Jewish Boy Scout
I was in a bad place when my girlfriend broke up with me. A brothel.
Did you guys hear about Anonymous declaring war on ISIS? Looks like ISIS will finally get fucked by those 72 virgins they are always going on about
my favorite perfume is really expensive so I keep buying the same issue of Vogue and rubbing the sample on me
Whag did one cat say to the other? Meow