What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front poker in the back.
Apparently, ""I had an interview with a better company"" is not an acceptable reason for being late for work.
Smiling is disencoursged in my country. It isn't illegal but it is frowned upon.
What do you call it when plants bang? Floral sex.
What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones? Phil, eh?