Here's a good joke! /r/TwoXChromosomes
I hope at the end of the movie, Batman and Superman have to sit down and write a list of all the things they appreciate about each other.
There's no way that whatever mothballs prevent is worse than the smell of mothballs
Why did the 80-year-old man call his dick Jesus? It takes 3 days for it to rise again.
These days people treat their cellphones like its a baby... ..except I never laugh when I drop my cellphone