I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
How do you take your coffee? **Barista:** How do you take your coffee? **Customer:** Ferguson Police **Barista:** Huh? **Customer:** Black, two shots.
I covered my gf with dough and raisins and put her in the oven to annoy her. Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff.
What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr.