I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light... I'm gonna be sent to the state prism!
2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer
If life was a video game it would be created by EA Because you have to pay real money inside the game.
Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.