Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
This is Bob.. Bob has no hands. -*Knock, knock* -Whos there? -Not Bob!
Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name. He's changing it to Ernie Anders.