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Hi, what's your name? My name is Yura Phag Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken! What is white and twelve inches long? Nothing Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the dedicated
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Bra.... Only part of female clothes.. she is happy she wont fit in anymore :) I'm an archaeologist... My life is in ruins. Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do
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I can do number tricks in my head They do cartwheels and handstands. I was arrested at a New Year's party last night I'm sorry, but when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your fight or flight instincts
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My son said he was touched by the priest at todays religious service I was there too, it was a beautiful ceremony This joke contains no nudity, no sexual acts, no alkohol drinking, no cheating, violence,
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I like my rape jokes how I like my rape victims... Not taken seriously. I cast a spell on a girl today and it actually worked! I focused in on the girl and said ""Virginus Protectus."" It worked because
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CNN just said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who the f*ck does the world owe? Jupiter? Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find? Because they're kept
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I stay awake at night wondering... I stay awake at night wondering if hooked on phonics has a hotline for addicts. Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No
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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump Kin. Books all over the floor..... but I have only my shelf to blame. I could get hit and killed by a truck right in front of him and my dentist
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Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls? It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen. They say a woman knows after 7 seconds whether or not she wants to have sex... Good thing I only last 5.
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My roomate was bragging about getting top comment of the week on theCHIVE. Yeah, I reddit. Why is it unjust to blame taxi drivers for cheating us? We call them to take us in. (From The Project Gutenberg
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I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though. My girlfriend's not pregnant! Edit: I have to apologize... the pregnancy test came back false *negative*...
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What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell. I played the word ""mature"" in a game of Scrabble. My friend played ""immature"" and got the Triple Word Score so I flipped the board
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Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets. My uncle came back from Scotland and said they found a new use for sheep... Wool. What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman? He just wants
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Stablehand: Wanna hear a funny joke? Horse: Neigh! How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."" Hey Ben Carson, at this point in
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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner! What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam If I had a dollar for every gender there
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How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating! two toms and a hi-hat fall off a cliff... bu-dum tss The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement
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apparently some people have been using wind to take the leaves from my frontyard and put them other places. they are still mine regardles Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess? It's the only chance
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Bigfoot, an alien, and a Pilgrim walk into a bar. I need a punch line. Why can't American engineers design linear actuators? Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom. Hey, pens at the
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Filling out application for new health insurance. Do you guys think ""sick of everyone & everything"" is considered a pre-existing condition? what do you call a bunny in a kilt? a hopscotch ""I just read
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decided to have a BBQ. The Englishmen brought some meat, the Irishman brought some whiskey and the Scotsman brought some dude from Aberdeen. Wife: I lost my day
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