Bra.... Only part of female clothes.. she is happy she wont fit in anymore :)
I'm an archaeologist... My life is in ruins.
Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do I not eat?
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her: I replied with, ""Alright, fatty.""
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !