I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.
My girlfriend's not pregnant! Edit: I have to apologize... the pregnancy test came back false *negative*... she is pregnant.
Two men were remembering their wedding days. ""It was dreadful"" said Fred. ""I got the most terrible fright."" ""What happened?"" asked Harry. ""I married her"" replied Fred.
[stranded on Mars] me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for 300 maybe 400 days me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations
My doctor told me I'm suffering from a Superman complex. But I couldn't stay for long, so I had to fly.
