How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating!
two toms and a hi-hat fall off a cliff... bu-dum tss
The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time.
All my exes are engaged, married, and/or have kids. I'm single. As far as I'm concerned, I've won.
I told my wife I want to try anal sex... She said she's been having anal sex for years. My entire life is the joke.
