Filling out application for new health insurance. Do you guys think ""sick of everyone & everything"" is considered a pre-existing condition?
what do you call a bunny in a kilt? a hopscotch
""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?""
I always pretend I've never had the samples at Costco. ""What's this? Bagel Bites? Combining bagel & pizza into one?? Now this I GOTTA TRY!""
How do you know when someone smokes weed? Dont worry, they'll tell you.