Stablehand: Wanna hear a funny joke? Horse: Neigh!
How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.""
Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?
A police officer in Alabama finds... ...a black man with his arms and legs chopped off. He reports ""the worst case of suicide he's ever seen.""
What do you call children born into a whorehouse? Your kids