What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump Kin.
Books all over the floor..... but I have only my shelf to blame.
I could get hit and killed by a truck right in front of him and my dentist would still find a way to blame it on the fact that I don't floss
Why is 7 afraid of 8? It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
I used to think I had an ass that prison inmates would die for, now, I don't know.