I stay awake at night wondering... I stay awake at night wondering if hooked on phonics has a hotline for addicts.
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No teacher I'm having trouble listening!
What do you call a policeman on fire? Bacon.
I started a project to hire people with depression on my dairy farm... if there's one thing they're good at its milking it.
What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 300 degrees in the oven.
