My son said he was touched by the priest at todays religious service I was there too, it was a beautiful ceremony
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I beat a Prius today... Thank goodness I had on my running shoes.
A guy once lied about being a broom on the internet... I guess OP was a bundle of sticks.
62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why SpongeBob is yellow.