Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls? It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen.
They say a woman knows after 7 seconds whether or not she wants to have sex... Good thing I only last 5.
You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary.
Now..a cheaper way to express your love...-E-cards !
*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna.