Bigfoot, an alien, and a Pilgrim walk into a bar. I need a punch line.
Why can't American engineers design linear actuators? Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Hey, pens at the bank: cool it with the chains. You are literally last on my list of things I'd like to steal from a bank.
* Dalai Lama goes on killing spree after listening to my coworker eat soup *
You tell me to get off my high horse? Why dont you tell the damn horse to stop getting high all the time.. His drug problem isn't my problem
