My roomate was bragging about getting top comment of the week on theCHIVE. Yeah, I reddit.
Why is it unjust to blame taxi drivers for cheating us? We call them to take us in. (From The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Handbook of Conundrums, by Edith B. Ordway. So this is a century old joke.)
Standing next to an attractive woman in the elevator. I turned to her and asked politely if I could smell her pussy. Bristling, she snapped ""NO, you can't!"" Oh, I said, ""It must be your feet then.""
What's a bartender's favorite book? Tequilla mocking bird.
Punny Chemistry ""What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?"" ""What?"" ""A mole ester""
