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My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day! (Thanks, Rodney!) I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't
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I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts. Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones
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The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!"" Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, ""Come down to Bon Jovi's Anchovies!"" What do you call
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Have you heard the latest joke about statisticians? Probably. Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan? Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them. Did you
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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube. Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school. I bring giant stuffed animals into carnivals
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I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy "" I don't repeat gossip So listen carefully the
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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire :) What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both live underground, **except for the eagle.** They say it's not the
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What's good on pizza, but not on dick? Cheese I beat my wife at dominoes last night... She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings. I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!! There were a couple of no-shows,
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What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed. What does my cat and Donald Trump have in common?
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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes? A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays I don't get why people say ""They were busting their ass""? Wasn't it
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A poster with a mugshot saying ""Have you seen this man"" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society . I'm thinking about selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years. So I took
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I recently found a girl using Chaturbate to play games and get tips. The other she was extra chatty.. If I wanted to watch girls pretend to play, I would go to Twitch. Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate
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I have beef- -aroni. My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I didn't listen to her or something. Idk I wasn't really paying attention. Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Is that to
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has anyone else realized the movimg photos in hary poter are just gifs. theyre jus gifs like from intermet What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon! [dropping kids off at school] ME: Ok, learn
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Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet [politics] I think Trump settled the whole ""tiny hands equals small penis"" argument today... It must take
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The scariest thing about the Cold War was the threat of getting stuck inside a bunker with your spouse. What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society Why do they call it a Wonderbra? Because you
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I'm not racist. I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain. Yo mama... Yo mama is so poor, she can't
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I like asking girls if I can buy them a drink and when they say yes I yell ""YOU DON'T KNOW MY FINANCIAL SITUATION"" and run away. What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor
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I need a new gimmick. What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards? Would you buy that? Like ""whoa, who's that drifter?!"" What is it that's made backwards? Edam What did Casper say
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Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold. What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!'' my yoga teacher asked me how flexible I was I
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