What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh
What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed.
What does my cat and Donald Trump have in common? Neither of them pay taxes
You know why I drink apple juice? Because OJ will kill you
Starbucks job interview: ""What's your name?"" ""Alyssa"" ""Spell that please"" ""L A R I S S A"" ""When can you start?""
