Have you heard the latest joke about statisticians? Probably.
Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan? Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field.
There's currently a thin shell of space, hurtling through the solar system at 67,000 mile per hour, in which boners must be blurred. ""Japan""
my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot