My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day! (Thanks, Rodney!)
I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type.
""Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?"" ""Yes."" (Yamaha)
Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video
I got a dog and named it ""Twenty Miles"". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.