I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy ""
I don't repeat gossip So listen carefully the first time
I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**
A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers, please!""
at any given time the urge to sing ""the lion sleeps tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away