I like asking girls if I can buy them a drink and when they say yes I yell ""YOU DON'T KNOW MY FINANCIAL SITUATION"" and run away.
What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering? A Boa Constructor
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !
Do you think it's possible to train a hedgehog to walk up an down the table with cubes of cheese on it's spikes? I'm giving a dinner party.
People with scoliosis are the same as you or I... But with a twist. I'll see myself out.