Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold.
What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ''Hey! I'm Joaquin here!''
my yoga teacher asked me how flexible I was I told her I couldn't do Monday's.
Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes... Yo Mama's so fat.. ...when she orders butter beer she says ""hold the beer.""
The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro.
