I need a new gimmick. What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards? Would you buy that? Like ""whoa, who's that drifter?!""
What is it that's made backwards? Edam
What did Casper say to his girlfriend? I love you, boo!!
Wanna hear a cat joke? Just Kitten
Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi... FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know!