What's good on pizza, but not on dick? Cheese
I beat my wife at dominoes last night... She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings.
I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!! There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!
Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating
Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: ...okay Me: and I'm genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in