I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts.
Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats.
Where do cows go to hang out? The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.
What do you call a museum for cows? A moo-seum.
What do you call a herpes pun? a play on warts
