What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube.
Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school.
I bring giant stuffed animals into carnivals so when I walk around people will think that I am good at something.
How are whores and movies alike? You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
As a mark of respect to Lou Reed I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones. -Daft Limmy