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Judging by the mess in the living room. Babies don't bounce. Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep? With the fishes. Took and Ambien and a Viagra at the same time again. Im finding it hard to sleep. What
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Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat. Why did the dog go into the water? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog. What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled? It's gonna
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Did you hear about Lance Armstrong having a threesome? He was killing two birds with one stone The Pope has the bird flu. He got it from his cardinals. I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in
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I went to a General Store the other day. Couldn't find anything specific. * wishes on shooting star "" the wish you have wished for has already been taken, please try again"" What's black and dosent work?
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What's the difference between America and Europe? In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because
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If you look in the mirror & say ""pumpkin spice latte"" 3x a white suburban girl will appear & tell you everything she loves about the fall So I caught my friend out the other night bumming a fag... ...
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The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi. What is the cutest car? A BM-cuddle-U What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?
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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? A 2na I only want to know 1 thing form a fortune teller; where I am going to die. Because then I'd never go there! What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos. Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama. The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is staggering. What's the difference between a jew and
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My Dad wrote an ok joke Dad: You know Trump just wants to be a penis potato. Me: ...What? Dad: He wants to be a Dick-tator Him: Are you gonna kill me? Me: WHAT? Him: Your mood swings. I figured today's
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Spider-Man is my favorite superhero whose name is made up of 2 things that scare the shit out of me. A Texan says to a Harvard student... Texan: where are ya from? Harvard Student: well, where *i'm* from,
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Help! I'm 13 and want to get preggo .....but my boyfriend wants Ragu. *CAN'T OPEN THE PICKLE JAR* SHERLOCK: (suspiciously) Moriarty... The people who run Reddit are secretly cows, and I can prove it!
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Oompa Loopa Doopity Doo Here's an executive order for you... Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file. I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard
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Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? No one knows. It's never happened. I bought some
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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes? People setting up GoFundMe's because they can't afford a TV... Don't you know that's what lay-a-way is for? What did the
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Vegetarian: Native American definition for ""lousy hunter"". Why are flowers the best test takers? They have all of the anthers. How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?
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Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage. Taco Bell is planning on doubling the 'meat' in their ingredients. Unlike Cadbury, they're informing us in advance.
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In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia' What have working for the KGB and oral sex got in common? One slip of the tongue and you're
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Being in the friend zone is like being the guy in the band who plays that little triangle. Why do bad farmers make good DJs? Because they've got sick beets! Why did the French construct the Maginot Line?
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""I made six figures last year."" - Extremely lazy G.I. Joe employee. Why does the ocean have water? Because the sky is *blue* They've just added no stockpiling paperclips' to the employee handbook like
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