Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door
How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? No one knows. It's never happened.
I bought some Bose stocks today. It was a sound investment.
I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet.
FRIEND: Try to relate to her. (Later on Date) ME: *nervously* Can I be your cousin?
