If you look in the mirror & say ""pumpkin spice latte"" 3x a white suburban girl will appear & tell you everything she loves about the fall
So I caught my friend out the other night bumming a fag... ... He really has to start buying his own cigarettes.
""Sushi"" is Japanese for ""take a picture of this, white girls.""
What do you call fake shit? Shampoo
I've been ill with night terrors, nausea, dizziness, hunger pains, cry fits, and a stutter. According to Web MD, I have a date tonight.
