Being in the friend zone is like being the guy in the band who plays that little triangle.
Why do bad farmers make good DJs? Because they've got sick beets!
Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!
Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
[Scientist describing evolution of the zebra] ""We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time.""