What's the difference between America and Europe? In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
o yeah u love women??? name their last three albums. thought so. u don't listen to women
Is it cocky to have more than one penis? I think it's two cocky.
Saw a man at the beach yelling ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!!!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.