Oompa Loopa Doopity Doo Here's an executive order for you...
Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file.
I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.
What did the bra say to the toupee? You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.
I've squirted this entire bottle of No More Tears shampoo in this babies face, he's still crying, babysitting is hard.