Help! I'm 13 and want to get preggo .....but my boyfriend wants Ragu.
*CAN'T OPEN THE PICKLE JAR* SHERLOCK: (suspiciously) Moriarty...
The people who run Reddit are secretly cows, and I can prove it! [remoooved]
While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other? You butterfly!
I wish IKEA was more like Lego.. on the back of the box it would show you 4 other things you could make from the same materials.